Or, a little slice of heaven with cheese whiz on top!
Linda Kozar is not only a FaceBook friend of mine, she’s also a Christian fiction author and owner of the “Linda Lou’s Book Trailer Park” blog where her alter ego, Tiny Earl, mulletizes book trailers (anything from one to five mullets, five being the best). My Child Finder book trailer garnered four mullets (the heaven with cheese on top description :)).
Here’s a little excerpt of what Tiny Earl had to say:
“Boy was I ever eggsighted when I heard the name o this here trailer–Child Finder Trilogy. Why, I think I spent most o my growd up life a-lookin’ fer my younguns! Theys always out somewheres digging holes, er parachuting off the roof with their bed sheets or playing ketch with a dead possum (like today fer instanse).
But that was cuz at first I thought this trailer was ’bout that kind o stuff. Only after I seen it I seed that it wuddn ’bout that at all. It’s about this here fella what has sigh-kick hillbillities an he uses ’em to find chirren what’s lost or upduckted. An then of course the govnent revenewers gets a hold o him wanting to use his brains and such to push their pencils and make him do I-spy-with-my-eye kinda stuff and top secret sperments.”
Please visit Linda Lou’s blog for the entire review which is guaranteed to keep you in stitches!
Here’s my trailer, as well:
Michael "Mike" Angley is the award-winning author of the Child Finder Trilogy. He retired from the Air Force in 2007 following a 25-year career as a Special Agent with the Office of Special Investigations (OSI). He held 13 different assignments throughout the world, among which were five tours as a Commander of various units, to include two Air Force Squadrons and a Wing. He is a seasoned criminal investigator and a counterintelligence and counterterrorism specialist.
Mike Angley has an M.A. in National Security Affairs from the U.S. Naval Postgraduate School, Monterey, CA, and a B.A. in Criminal Justice and Psychology from King’s College, Wilkes-Barre, PA. He is a former National Defense Fellow and Adjunct Professor of International Relations at Florida International University, Miami, FL, and is an Honor Graduate of the Defense Language Institute’s Korean language program.